I'm feeling lazy today, so enjoy this video anti-kissing propaganda video that made the rounds on tumblr:
Ironically, I actually am the only person my boyfriend has kissed. I find it funny more than romantic though. Me being a floozy and pouncing on Ryan is one of our jokes.
I can't rewatch this. It gives me the heebie jeebies. Then I feel like I need to masturbate or something to counteract the message of this film, and frankly, right now I really need to do some cleaning. :P
Wow, I guess they really don't want to know what I did before I got married.
Then there's the statistics that show kids who take "chastity pledges" are more apt to engage in oral or anal sex, thinking virginal means no vaginal penetration only. Therefore, they are technichally still virgins.
Kissing? Yeah, that's terrible. Really, your fella had never been kissed? That is so sweet :-)
It all reminds me of the old joke: Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? They're afraid it'll lead to dancing.
There are three truths in life: Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
Favorite ever. Creepiest dad in history.
ReplyDeleteI can't rewatch this. It gives me the heebie jeebies. Then I feel like I need to masturbate or something to counteract the message of this film, and frankly, right now I really need to do some cleaning. :P
ReplyDeleteOh, shit, that is the best thing ever.
ReplyDeleteWow, I guess they really don't want to know what I did before I got married.
ReplyDeleteThen there's the statistics that show kids who take "chastity pledges" are more apt to engage in oral or anal sex, thinking virginal means no vaginal penetration only. Therefore, they are technichally still virgins.
Kissing? Yeah, that's terrible.
Really, your fella had never been kissed? That is so sweet :-)
It all reminds me of the old joke:
Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?
They're afraid it'll lead to dancing.
haha Baptist jokes are the best!
ReplyDeleteThere are three truths in life:
Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.