Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Rep. John Adams: You fail at life

Then again, maybe I’m being a little hard on Adams. Really all he wants to do is protect the unborn and stop Slutty McSlutterson from having all those abortions that rocks her socks off.

And forcing grown women to provide "written consent" to abortion centers from the biological fathers just seems like common sense. If you don't know who the father of your fetus is? Well, too bad so sad you dirty whore. Let your unwanted pregnancy be a lesson to you.

But don't let my blatant sarcasm fool you, this is about love. Really. All Adams wants to do is, "keep the two people who have created that child together, and I suppose if you just go back to the simple beginning, there is merit to chastity, and to young men and women waiting until marriage."

And nothing says love like the ability to force a woman to do what you want with her body. I mean, what are these uppity bitches thinking anyways? Deciding medical decisions all on their own. Talk about getting above their stations. Now make me a sandwich!

But Adams doesn't stop there.

Oh no. He also cares about women who have been raped. Case and point: women won't need to get their rapists approval first, so long as they present that police report "proving" they've been raped. I know, I know. Adams is such a kind kind man, especially considering how most women are irresponsible and allow themselves to be raped. (He best control himself before that bleeding heart of his dries up and he just doesn't have anymore to give.)

Sigh. What would the world do without him?

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